I heard about these three men, a Baptist, Catholic and a Charismatic.
They died on the same them day and went to heaven.
St. Peter met them at the pearly gate and said,
“i am sorry men, your rooms are not available yet”
He didn’t know what to do with them, so he decided to ask satan if he would keep them for a little while.
Satan reluctantly agreed.
A few hours later satan calls back to Peter,
“you’ve gotta come get these guys:
“The Baptist man is saving everyone, the Catholic man is forgiving everyone, and the Charismatic man has already raised enough money for air-conditioning”.